Nosferatu the Vampyre (1978)
Least respected Renfield ever. And that’s saying something.
Just look at how he flicks him away!
This is how most of my crushes turn out.
shit shit I thought that was Voldemort and Peter Pettigrew…
Anonymous asked: are you going to claim racism on everyone who is a bit disappointed that rapunzel doesnt look like they imagined? i mean as far as i know everyone grew up with the image of rapunzel having long blond hair.
are you going to claim privileged innocence on everyone who is trying to take away a very important milestone for WOC, ouat as a show and disney
as far as i know, little girls of color not only grew up grossly underrepresented, but also told that perfect, storybook-princess hair was long and golden and flowing
rather than spend your time whining that you didn’t get another white blonde princess you could realize that this isn’t about you
as i’ve said before, WOC constantly pressured to conform to western beauty ideals and that includes HAIR
so the fact that they’re casting a black actress for a character who is FAMOUS for hers will tell little girls that their hair is beautiful too
Congratulations for your fandom, OUAT. :*)
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THE SCRIPT SAY FOR THAT LAST GIF?
these guys need to finally make out so that I will actually watch this fucking show.
THAT. LAST. GIF.
my girlfriend just started a wind waker file
and she named the hero guuurl
i am dead
The last one is the best, I think. This is why I would name my (huge male Dranei) characters things like Sugarshorts. “Sugarshorts! Thank goodness you’re here!” or! or! “NOW SUGARSHORTS YOU SHALL TASTE MY WRATH”
Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect
On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.
:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…
I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?
Patience. Soon there’ll be enouh. And then… just think…
Lesbian angels. SO ROMANTIC.
Man. The last time we had a lesbian Christmas was when I was 8, I think. It has been FAR too long!
I fucking hate having to shovel them off the stoop so the postman can get to the box.
In my school district, you didn’t have to make up lesbian days at the end of the year when you were a senior. I really felt cheated my senior year, though, because the one day we got lesbians, they didn’t cancel school. We had a new superintendent who was from the midwest, where they of course get way more lesbians than we do out here, and she didn’t think the inch of lesbians warranted a lesbian day (obviously underestimating Seattle’s inability to drive in the lesbians). We were PISSED.
Try growing up on an island. The air is so moist that it’s pretty much impossible to get lesbians. Apparently you have to have very specific humidity levels to get a good coat of lesbians.
I still remember seeing 4ft of lesbians in Chicago, so majestic.
her eyes cross a lil when she gets happy and relaxed :3 #CAT
Everybody just got a pass to say kawaii suck it tumblr
she was MADE IN A LAB <3
Anonymous asked: Why are there no women in your header graphic?
The people in the header graphic are the people who started Cards Against Humanity, and we’re all dudes. Trin (our events manager) and Jenn (our community manager) write for the CAH blog too but I haven’t had time to redo the header yet. - Max
I definitely appreciate the instinct of sticking up for the ladies, but yeah our worth is not defined by being on the company’s Tumblr header image
…also my “company portrait” is an adorable flying bear and I am not sure that fits our aesthetic, let’s be real
^^^look at me go!!!